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| The Truth Is Revealed | About Those "Vibrator" Ads. |
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| Meet the Public | And Learn to Hate Them. |
| Check Out Some Babes | Who No Longer Mind It. |
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| First-Order Vegetarianism | For the Legitimate Purist. |
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